I spend a lot of time writing crank e-mails to everyone at work. You can check some of them out here. If you like what you read, I can be hired to do the same at your office. Just shoot me an e-mail (lanceuppercutt@gmail.com) with a few days lead time, the type of work your office does, the point you want to get across, and a physical deformity of the office whipping boy.
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